piping bag

When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes

Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister

by Uncookedchocken October 26, 2018

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*

Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.

by darkwater5 June 10, 2017

cardio pipe

when you get hit in your butt hole so hard somehow that you can feel your heartbeat in your butt hole.

I pogode on my skateboard so hard I gave myself a cardio pipe!!

by cardio pipe November 5, 2014

Dung Piping

The act of having anal sex, especially in a shitty asshole that has not been cleaned. Ever.

Man 1: So what happened to that skank you met at the club last night?
Man 2: I took her around to the alley we were totally Dung Piping for a couple hours. I had to take eight showers when I got home!
Man 1: Gross. Why do you tell me this shit?

by Murdok spawn of Goreface July 16, 2011

pimp pipe

a pimp's dick.
usually long and muscular

He has a massive pimp pipe.

by balawalawoohoo March 15, 2008