Joe Mama

Joe Mama is a gay man with no friends
by devduttpadikal November 17, 2019
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Wolf Mama

It's a mom who is a fearless brave leader ,rules the house hold what she says goes and the husband cowards down and does everything he is told an she basically has the balls of the family and when is comes down to her kid she will do what ever she has to to defend and protect her baby and anyone who harms her kids will be ripped. Apart
Man1: Hey u want to came with us to the bar to night

Man 2: I Can't Hunter will kill me she hates bars

Man:1 oh yeah that's right u married a Wolf Mama
by Howling wolf July 29, 2016
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mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie
Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!
by Omfg Dragonite January 13, 2009
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facebook mama

A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!

Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013
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mama dick

Yo bro u should get with Ashley she's a mama dick
by Younbuck April 26, 2016
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mama wolfie

the best mom
he is the best mom because they are nice and funny
mama wolfie your the best
by invisible lock May 19, 2020
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Mama Crush

A crush on a younger boy that carries with it a maternal instinct
She has such a mama crush on that boy, she always brings him cookies and checks his homework!
by skichick February 17, 2009
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