(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. I have some cans to return for my deposit at the urban junkhole. I been fillin' my urban junk hole Shaniqua when I needs to fuck. The poorest people go to the bottom of the urban junkhole.
by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014
Get the urban junk holemug. A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
Get the Junk In The Boxmug. Most common term in brend language. typically used in phrases such as "what the junk" and "junk you". Can also be combined with sucka to form Junka.
by brendannnn September 26, 2021
Get the Junkmug. by Koppykat November 14, 2019
Get the Junkmug. A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
by lol_words October 3, 2018
Get the both hands on my junkmug. A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.
by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012
Get the Junk mailboxmug.