funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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funking through

When a musician insists on playing a funky part in spite of the fact that the funk is not being supported by other band members, esp. drummers.
Greg’s funking through this gig no matter what.
by PBSPinchback January 27, 2022
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G Funk

N./ substitute for bro, bruh, homie, etc.
Term of endearment
by Superzane April 29, 2021
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dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.
You’re acting like a dew funk
by Dew funk November 16, 2023
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Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.
"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"
by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019
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