Co-writer

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

co-approve

approve something in a team manner so as not to speak for yourself.

i co-approve the team charter even though i am not in charge and you are still asking for my vote

by kronsix November 19, 2011

Uwu Dick Co

a kawwai person with a dick

Hello i have A Uwu Dick Co

by Sussy Bakay i have a gun October 28, 2022

CO Empire

A group of codependent men who wear eyeliner to seem mysterious to woman.

ZY “The Kevin kids wearing a dress”
- “such a fucking CO”
CO Empire

by ZY Empire July 20, 2020

Faux-Co

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".

Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

co-triangulate

Figuring something out for one's self using two or more methods that both result in the same answer cross-confirming each other's solution.

Usually used by over educated (uncool) middle management or office staff.
Verb

I co-triangulated the issue and determined the unknown item is (noun).

by Greg T. January 7, 2005

co-operape

the act of raping a person with the unintentional help of the victim or a rape aided by another rapist.

John and Sam roamed the park looking for a victim to co-operape.

Her lack of panties facilitated her co-operape.

by ShallowGravy January 14, 2012