When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.
by WillytMU December 4, 2012
Get the bulldozing that lip closetmug. Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.
by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012
Get the Coming out of the closetmug. I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020
Get the halfway out of the closetmug. There are understood to be boundaries in a shared closet. Two people, each have half the space available to them to use as they wish.
One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep
One goes to their space in the closet to find other's clothes in their space; you would sense closet creep
by urban bullet August 23, 2011
Get the Closet Creepmug. Says their not emo, probably has never self-harmed (SAYS THAT MAKES THEM NOT EMO), owns one mainstream band t-shirt, and secretly hates them self. wears darker clothes but not black, and wears heavy eye makeup.
probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.
probably identify as grunge, or punk but lets be real we know they're probably more scared to admit their emo than a gay kid at bible camp.
by ThAtBiTcHdebbra May 4, 2017
Get the closet emomug. 1. A man/woman that acts totally gay but in reality loves the opposite sex. Just acts gay to be funny.
2.See Jorge aguilar
2.See Jorge aguilar
Jorge is acting like a total closet heterosexual, he asked me to suck his dick but I know he has a girl
by Desolate_Gamble November 28, 2015
Get the Closet heterosexualmug. 
Get the come out of the closetmug.