The California Drift

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

California Minute

A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.

by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018

California dumb

Cumulative stupidity resulting from a potent combination of unjustified entitlement, middling to low IQ, constant unchecked proximity to other vapid airheads, forced upward inflection, and the mistaken feelings of contribution despite providing little to no actual value to society observed exclusively in condescending coastal California dwellers.

Did you hear Rhett ask the whole crew to Google how much 23 grams of Carbon weighs and nobody caught it? God, they're all so California dumb.

by TooLateBlue May 10, 2023

California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 14, 2017

California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 09, 2022

california knot

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.

hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?

by chiefsneef May 23, 2014