Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Board members

Board members don't run a city any more than anyone else originally from that city, neither does a city council, a mayor, or anyone else. They have no authority anyone else originally from the city doesn't have concerning anything.

Board members and council don't run a city without the rest of the population originally from the city, hopefully they know that.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

Electronic drawing board

a technologial version of whiteboard, better cuz theres a button you can tap to erase the drawing, u dont need to waste markers

i just got the electronic drawing board just today! its better

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 11, 2025

bored board

A bored board.

That board is a bored board.

by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school

friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school

by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025