“Fuck paying for leather man, all a real nigga needs is a g belt. Hand me them chains. Aye you remember the combo for this lock?”
by Penis Buttman July 6, 2019

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 January 8, 2025

A clothing article that's worn about the hips, waist, or whatever: usually to hold your pants up. However, belts may also be used as weapons, and instruments of suicide, similar to a noose, though I'm not sure which moron would do that.
They confiscated the prisoner's belt to ensure he wouldn't hang himself with it, so they could kill him before he could take his own life.
by GuyWho'sAnAmerican June 10, 2019

the border area between southern Indiana and northern Kentucky as both regions are well known for thier meth labs.
by JackMurphy01 January 4, 2022

Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
by nilethe146 September 28, 2021

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.
-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
by Respectable June 17, 2010
