Belt

Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-

Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*

by Saeedi December 08, 2020

belt

A deadly weapon in your daddy's arsenal.
One wrong move and poof, gone.

Dad: hey kiddo, want to get hit by the belt?
Kid: no daddy, please!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023

belt

a punishment black people use for their kids when they misbehave

"DID YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER?"
"what? you have-"
"I DON'T WANNA F***ING HEAR IT, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WITH THIS BELT"

by denz5310 April 04, 2021

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 26, 2020

National Belt Day

March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.

“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”

by sheepdogmanguy March 10, 2020

Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024