Titty Bear

Pronounced same as teddy bear.

A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
by PistolMcLaggen June 01, 2010
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Bear Tornado

a tornado full of bears
the severity of a bear tornado is determined by the type of bears in the tornado.
Koalabear lowest - Polarbear highest
The town of Completely Made Up was devistaated by a black bear tornado.
by DarthNeek September 14, 2011
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swoller bear

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?
by One Rho July 23, 2006
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bear kiss

-verb

like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
by ursaoscula February 11, 2015
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sea bear

an aggressive species of bear that only lives in the ocean. it only becomes aggressive if a bad clearenet is played, but fear not because there is a method of defending yourself from a sea bear. just draw a semi perfect circle around you.
watch out its a sea bear
by XxX_ad0lf_h1tl3r_XxX August 29, 2017
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gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere
She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
by calandarman March 08, 2014
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Super Bear

A Super Bear is one who can handle anything life throws at them. They are always there for their friends regardless of how stupid they can be. A Super Bear never gives up on a friend and always wants the best for their friends. Super Bears are selfless and have the Agape love. Super Bears make the greatest friends. Super Bears also tend to think that they are always right. Most of the time, they are.
Wow, how does she deal with all that? She must be a Super Bear.
by Patient Bear February 13, 2010
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