toilet paper tail

When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.

I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!

by thrashertm October 30, 2008

Whale's Tail

When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.

Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.

by jcshfr August 27, 2005

banana in the tail pipe

Taking it in the ass

Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .

by JAccess March 4, 2008

Dolphin Tail Whip

When your fucking a chick, you pull out before you cum and as your cumming you slap her in the face with your cock.

Man, last night while fucking a classmate, I Dolphin Tail Whipped her in the mouth.

by Brain Crabb September 22, 2006

Rooster Tail

When you purposefully pass gas while someone is walking directly behind you. Similar to crop dusting.

I was walking behind the security guard and he rooster tailed me

by boriman October 9, 2009

shark tail

When you dig a girl out that's on the rag and then pull out and cock stamp her forehead leaving her with a nice shark tail stamp in plain view.

She got the narliest shark tail ever this morning.

by tRIP sEVN October 16, 2008

beaver tail

Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.

Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.

The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!

by ridinponies32 August 7, 2011