Poke n drag

When a male cums inside a female and then drags his penis all over her body until his penis is dry

"I didnt have a towel so I dif the poke old poke n drag." I did the poke n drag and she had a small trail from belly button to forehead"

by Biotchhhhhhhh April 30, 2019

swing or drag

When a bitch is testing you so you tell you friends “swing or drag?”. Meaning that you want to fight her by either taking a fat ass swing at the bitch or draging her across the ducking floor.

Girl this hoe called me fucking ugly should I “swing or drag?”

by Ayy yo 08 February 10, 2018

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Drag racing

When two people go into separate bathrooms in the same house and try to win against the other in a masturbation race. The end goal is to cum before the other person without using any visual aids.

“ Hey chad! You down for some drag racing”
“You mean with cars?”
“No! You go into the upstairs bathroom, and I’ll go downstairs. Then we both masturbate and who ever cums first wins!”
“ Sure I’ll drag race you! I’m usually a solid 4 seconds anyway!”

by Crotch Nazi August 14, 2019

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025

Neglected to mention the drag

When you grossly underreport the circumstances of an event in a desperate attempt to save face and escape the consequences of your negligence.

GM's Cruise robotaxi company filed a report with the DMV regarding an accident in which a robotaxi hit a pedestrian and drug them 20 feet. The company is now being held liable for filing a false report, as in their report, they neglected to mention the drag, which caused the victim serious injuries

by Spirit Bear November 15, 2024

Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy

I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019