zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

by jamill14 June 9, 2011

Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.

Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."

by bloopproof May 7, 2010

hooly stick

*****a weed joint *****

don't bogart the hooly stick

by honeybee September 10, 2008

crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"

Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!

by St. Kae April 3, 2009

Fadge Stick

1) A penis

2) A more refined and less obvious way of calling someone a dick
'you fadge stick!'

3) A general expletive
Computer crashes: 'fadge sticks'
Car crashes 'fadge sticks'
Economy crashes 'double fadge sticks'

by Dr Darren February 22, 2009

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

The Mozzarella Stick

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.

Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.

by Tremor41 January 26, 2015