pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009

scratch

1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"

*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.

Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...

"SCRAAAATCH!!"

by mb10 January 2, 2005

scratch

Saskatchewanese for the basic ingredients used for cooking, instead of store bought mixes.

We made the hamburgers were made from scratch.

by Dillon Forsberg September 25, 2005

scratch

{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration

"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."

by Historophy January 4, 2012

sratchet

sratchet (adj) -1. a word used to describe a "ratchet" sorority girl; 2. acting in a manner involving both ratchet and stereotypical "srat girl" actions, including but not limited to: punch parties, having monogramed koozies, using instagram filters, taking selfies, and hanging out at only 1 fraternity on campus

Abby: "OMG I just totally went to that punch party at Sigma Nu last night and was so sloshed dancing on their pong table! I fell off and puked in their bathroom"
Madison: "Girl you're being so sratchet right now"

by Average Srat Girl September 22, 2013

scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017