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Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.
"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"
by Ormagoden September 1, 2014
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glow shits

The aftermath of a glow stick breaking after being shoved into your rectum, the person then proceeds to take a "glow shit"
Symptoms include radioactive poisoning and shitting rainbows.
I got a whole stack of glowsticks stuck up my butt, I'm going to be taking glow shits
by qfadsad March 11, 2015
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Marker Shits

When you've pooped and you're wiping but it's always dirty. As if you were trying to wipe a marker dry.
Dude, I was busy. I had the marker shits.
by Cmoore8241 August 19, 2016
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Boom-shits

When you have three quesalupas with 8 fire sauces from Taco Bell.
"Ah bro, I have the boom-shits!"
by G-Dog2022 May 20, 2016
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jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky
Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016
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dented shits

by Alfie Regan January 2, 2017
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medicine shits

Diarrhea or extremely runny shit caused by taking ADHD medicine and then eating food right after
Man, I had an awful case of medicine shits this morning!
by JayRutt May 14, 2017
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