Sperm-up

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up

Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again

by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

Sperm-Scranner

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017