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Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.
I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.
by ST86 December 2, 2021
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Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011
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sperm

by , you don't need to know who November 21, 2021
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sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.
Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?
by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024
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sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything
sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey
by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011
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Sperm

A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
"Susie,go get Jacob! I need a little bit of his sperm. Im so hungry for it
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