Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

Spaghetti High

When you are high off spaghetti, 7-10 plates

Person 1:"I haven't had any drugs, but I am high."
Person 2:"You are spaghetti high, you had 7 damn plates, man."

by XxDarkmoonBlazexX April 24, 2019

Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Burnt betty spaghetti

Burnt betty spaghetti is a person that is ugly and is burnt

P:OMG she is so ugly and burnt

M:lmao burnt betty spaghetti

by Meow..meow..b November 14, 2020

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal

Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017