Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis May 5, 2018

Social Netiquette

Social network etiquette

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.

by stuartvision January 20, 2020

social withdrawal

going without socialization for an extended period of time most likely leading to depression :/

staying in your room all days going to lead to social withdrawals making you sad and possibly depressed!

by i.luv.cats June 2, 2022

Social Geeking

The use of social media (Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to obsess about intellectual ideas/theories, books, people, and/or other academic curiosities.

You can tell she's been social geeking, I just saw that she "liked" Henry Giroux, the critical theorist, on Facebook.

by JtotheDub July 14, 2010

social meeds

When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.

I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!

by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 2, 2017

Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

by L.Just March 7, 2011