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Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025
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Simplexity

A portmanteau of "simple" and "complexity".

It refers to a response or concept that appears incredibly simple on the surface, but implies a reality that is far more—perhaps infinitely—complicated. It describes the paradox where the only true answer to a question is a concise summary of a—possibly massive—interconnected web of factors.

Commonly found in psychology or deep philosophical debates where reductive answers (like "it's just biology") are incomplete, but the full truth is too intricate to explain in casual conversation.

Coined by Dr. Gerbz in 2025.
Example 1:
Person A: "Do I have trust issues because of my ex, or because my parents were distant?"
Person B: "It's a combination of both, plus your temperament, plus that one teacher you hated in 3rd grade... Sorry for the simplexity."
Person A: "It's okay, I guess the truth is usually messy."

Example 2:
"I hate when politicians give a simplexity to an economic crisis. Saying 'we need more jobs' is true, but it ignores the million moving parts required to make that happen."
by Dr. Gerbz November 22, 2025
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Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.
Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”
by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026
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jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 14, 2014
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Blackout Sampler

A shot of whiskey, a glass of wine, a beer, and a glass of brandy drank as quickly as possible
Hey, have you tried the blackout sampler at the pub? It's bomb, yo!
by Will.o.w July 13, 2016
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serial sampler

One who repeatedly commits the same offense of consuming free samples without any intention of buying.
That same serial sampler couple came into the candy store and ate free samples they’ve pretended to never have tried...and then bought nothing...again.
by Nagem Yarg January 4, 2019
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