(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
by QuacksO August 11, 2024
Get the rowrow shipmug. Typically when fandoms ship characters for no reason other then that they can.
Also a good song by Oneohtrix Point Never
Also a good song by Oneohtrix Point Never
Did you hear about the ship between the main character and that one side character?
Yeah, but I don’t really care. It’s just more ships without meaning.
Yeah, but I don’t really care. It’s just more ships without meaning.
by WHITE2570 September 27, 2023
Get the ships without meaningmug. by Madds18 March 17, 2016
Get the ship it or shoot itmug. by BillyBuggy July 25, 2017
Get the His ship came in.mug. when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003
Get the roll of the shipmug. Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.
Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.
by QuacksO March 4, 2023
Get the drop-shippingmug. by GhostMinh April 19, 2021
Get the Shipped by Minhmug.