After Sharter

A person who claims to be a fan of “Mr. Kitty” but only listens to “After Dark”.

“People keep commenting “Make After Dark part 2!!” on Mr. Kitty’s posts!! Don’t those After Sharters know that he has other great music than After Dark?”

by RenaRyuugu07 August 25, 2023

storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole

man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe

by qrxzzy December 8, 2024

Sherwood Sharter

A well known acquaintance, usually someone you're on a first name basis with, that has trouble with holding their bowels.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a sherwood sharter! It stinks in here!

by MasterNgaming December 18, 2025

I've been shafted

When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it

"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana

by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022

Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

by StinkPattern November 29, 2025