The best man you’ve ever had a crush on. You’ve hit the jackpot. But still, be ready for a slight heartbreak.
by Kim?? December 2, 2022
Get the Shanemug. bf application: I'm shane, I'm 17, love to cuddle, athletic, I play soccer basketball baseball and volleyball, I also play piano violin guitar ukelele and trumpet. I'm loyal as hell. I show so much love. I'm 6'3. white... duh. blonde hair. blue eyes. funny. and I can get freaky and im over protrctive asf also you can steal my hoodies if u want... Umm fav color red/blue, fav food pasta, dont have a fav movie or tv show i watch too many, my passion is music 100%, im an amazing cook/chef, i do good with kids, i have 5 pets, im a pre big gamer, im hella smart, i live in Queen Creek, fav brand is nike, i play 15 different instruments, i can be a couch potato sometimes, i love to ft, i can be pre clingy, i can get jelous easily sometimes, ive never once cheated in my life and never plan on it. Also i love Tøp, panic, mcr, green day, and cavetown. Im really nothing special people say ive been cheated on 5 times. I have major trust issues along with anxiety and depression. People call me fat and ugly but I laugh in their face and tell them you just mad u aint as hot as me. And i just want to make something last forever with someone
i hate shane
by cheeseballsstickyfingers December 4, 2021
Get the shanemug. To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.
by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022
Get the Shane Warnemug. by Weirdo, Shane Farrell May 9, 2018
Get the Shane Farrell Syndromemug. Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.
Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020
Get the Shanemug. A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome
I hate Shane ❤️
by insert funny name here May 27, 2021
Get the Shanemug.