on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.
by Anonybird June 16, 2024
Get the National Satin Day mug.Its a class where you ejaculate and beat your wiggle dinosaur under the table. The mathematical equations are soooooooooooo sexy. Its best to aim at the tablet because it is very hard to see the cum. The lessons are hard like my cock.
The teacher: Lukáši you are so good at matematický seminář
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher
by Luk-kuk-puk-suk November 11, 2024
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1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.
Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?
Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!
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by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》Seminar《¤》semInar《¤》seminaR《¤》 mug.The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.
Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."
"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."
"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."
"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
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