École secondaire de l'Île

Broke ass school in a town whose name literally sounds like hole. Its population is mainly comprised of stoners and idiots, with a subclass of geeks, lots of minorities and a privileged upper class of Inter students. It is surrounded by lovely homeless men who frequently assault first graders.

Bro I was gonna date this guy but I found out he went to École secondaire de l'Île ew he probably has AIDS from the homeless people

by MellotronFucker January 17, 2020

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

riverdale secondary school

Riverdale Secondary School is a BAD SCHOOL which HAS PLANE CRASH BOOM AND STINKY BAD HEADTEACHER BAD STAFF!

I went to Riverdale Secondary School as a kid and I got war flashbacks!

by RSSisCrap November 15, 2020

REGENT SECONDARY SCHOOL

a school full of bamboo trees that the principal leong kok kee buys for fun because he is a lonely old man.

regent is a vaping heaven for all students many sec 3/4 yps like to smoke and vape in school tuck out shirt swing arm like paikia
want vape device or juice dm leong kok kee discipline comm confiscate many many. general office every brand device also have

"eh sial la you want to choose regent secondary school ah?"
"no la that school rabak"

by anonymous August 20, 2021

Peicai Secondary School

This school is fking wonderful.Alot of gays n bi,they r fking fun to be with.their parents feed them JBl from young,so even u in Jurong also can hear them screaming.Sec4s r fking cool,they always go toilet spray perfume all,so when u just eat fullfull go laosai,u wont vomit cos of the shit smell.Clayv** is the peicai dang jia take care whole school.

'eh u what sch?'
'peicai secondary school'
'then uk clayv** anot? ur dangjia'

by AllenLokRenHen August 21, 2021

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.

A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.

by flue April 17, 2022