by fo my pizz da playa December 27, 2003
Get the school mug.A disguised jail. Were kids are force to wake up everyday of their life so early to make their life a living hell and make them be stuck in school so they wont bother grown ups. And make them learn useless stuff wich they don't need to know. Cause they are suppose to be in church learning about GOD and waiting to die and go to heaven and never going to need that stupid information cause we all going to die!!!!!!! wasted time!!!
"hi i am a nerd and i am such a stupid person. i have no life. books are my friends. i am going to be a stupid nerdy doctor and i don't care if i waste my life and die oneday without discovering what life is all about and about enjoying it."
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
Get the school mug.An evil institution created to manipulate young minds to believe they are victims to society and that the world owes them.
by liamila August 18, 2009
Get the School mug.place where teachers force you to do weird stuffs like... (how do they call it???)...hmmm... study (i think)!!!!
i tried it once and i got sick
i tried it once and i got sick
by UnKnOnW July 3, 2009
Get the school mug.by *YEP*Its*TrUE* April 4, 2010
Get the school mug.(1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing something else than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime in your life. Bullshit.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off in the long run in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be gang banged by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky instead.
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
Enjoy Your Stay.
I went to school today thinking I wouldn't go back. Luckily, I came back with only an ass full of jizz.
by TheTruthIsConcealedNoMore December 13, 2010
Get the School mug.A place where innocent children are held captive in a large building where you are forced to learn things that you will never use in your entire life. <3 GERTRUDE
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by Princess Gertrude September 10, 2016
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