Rusty Trombone

adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

by hahahaha April 19, 2006

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

Rusty Lord

The king or "Lord" of all things rusty, especially any anal sex acts.

Joe got a rim job and a blumpkin last night. He is such a Rusty Lord!

by Faces2Asses December 16, 2017

Rusty Reaper

during intercourse, you stand up, squat over her mouth, and shit down her throat, blocking off her airway. you continue to force your penis in and out while urinating. this may result in death. that's why it's called "THE RUSTY REAPER"

Todd: Alright bitch, time for the Rusty Reaper!

Hank: Yo man, I gave the love of my life the Rusty Reaper last night.

Willis: Oh yeah? How'd that go?

Hank: I go to court Thursday.

by Phyllis D. Ninja November 7, 2009

Rusty Pickle

An older mans penis thats skin is wrinkled and very veiny

My Dad happends to have a rusty pickle

by Derrek 24 May 25, 2008

Rusty Eyeball

When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye.

Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"

Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!"

by K. Blaize February 7, 2009