RTFW

Read The Fucking/Friendly/Fantastic Web. ( Past Tense )

Used as a reply to people who ask you to STFW.

a: how can I has coloured links?
b: zomfg, STFW!
a: STFU dick, I've RTFW.

by kfredric August 5, 2007

P.E.R.T.

Poor Early Relationship Training

Eric's girlfriend wouldn't let him stay out to watch the Superbowl because he didn't practice P.E.R.T.

by Hudson VS Studio February 1, 2009

RTFC

Read the fucking comments, variation of RTFA. Used if a question already has been answered earlier in the comments of an article.

person 1: hey, where did you buy that shirt?
person 2: rtfc, i already answered that question.

by Cine June 16, 2008

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

i was bored so i did thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm nope hah i got q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by nhigudghjiklntrhyju7iljnkm,yh March 4, 2019

rtrd

Roger That Rubber Ducky

IM conversation:

person1:so are you going to the concert tonight?
person2:rtrd

by nolimits72 November 9, 2008

RTR

short for "Ready to Ride" Cyclist term indicating the exact time the group should be ready to depart any given point.

"Meet at the trails for a group ride today, 6pm RTR"

by SorbaSC June 8, 2009

RTR

Real Time Racing, a game made by SIMBIN and uses the iOpener technology (iOpener used in real racing to show precisely the position+ speed + site of the car..) which allows you to play in real time against real life drivers.

My stupid friend: HOLY SHIT..!!! I JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF KIMI RAIKKONEN IN RTR...wooooooot..

Me: STFU noob...

by NFS is SHIT March 23, 2010