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Read The Fucking Wiki.
Acronym used by irate developers after having documented work on a company Wiki and then being directly asked questions regarding that documented work.
Acronym received by time pressed manager seeking direct help from developer in an attempt to avoid spending time trawling through a spaghetti Wiki for a one liner which said developer knows back to front having written it.
16:32 Manager: Can you help me with this report query.
16:33 Manager: I want to restrict it to only return me only names and not transactions.
16:34 Developer: RTFW
16:35 Manager: Thanks
16:36 Developer: Is that 'thanks for nothing' ;)
16:36 Manager: Thanks for nothing then.
RTFW by WikiAngerManagement April 15, 2006
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Read The Fucking/Friendly/Fantastic Web. ( Past Tense )

Used as a reply to people who ask you to STFW.
a: how can I has coloured links?
b: zomfg, STFW!
a: STFU dick, I've RTFW.
RTFW by kfredric August 5, 2007
Related Words
Read the Fucking Walkthrough; RTFW is an other way of saying RTFM
RTFW by Me April 9, 2003
Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.

A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.

An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
RTFWBG by OMGWTFBBQ22 February 17, 2008
An acronym that stands for Read The Fucking Wikipedia Article.
Person 1: What is a lagomorph?
Person 2: RTFWA!
rtfwa by The Hyphenator December 17, 2007
Dude, RTFWS instead of asking stupid questions.
RTFWS by El Dudemanio May 10, 2008
Reverse titty fuck with tee bag drag
I’m going to rtfwtbd her so hard tonight
rtfwtbd by Zacster December 5, 2020
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