j ride

Me: “wyd

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride
Me: “niiicccceee”
by Nurseshell06 May 04, 2020
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paisley ride

1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.

2-A gang fight

3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.

2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....

3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
by Chelsea Blue July 10, 2010
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Hoo ride

You ready to Hoo Ride on these fools? Get the straps, blood.
by Gangstaraldebaran April 04, 2022
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bloop ride

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.
(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?
by JeanneBop January 29, 2008
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riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex
She was great at riding the zipper.
by zipper lover August 27, 2016
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riding the dog

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."
by DJ Blurry Guy March 18, 2018
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Solar Ride

I just got a Solar Ride from Jim last night.
by YourMom1203 May 09, 2012
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