The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 02, 2011
The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey
Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)
Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)
by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023
In the world of business, a poo roundabout is when a company hires someone shit, they do shit, then they're hired somewhere else where they do the same shit resulting in a poo roundabout.
by Businessinsider101 June 15, 2015
Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!
by Robes100 September 26, 2013
Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 29, 2018
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by Moik February 19, 2005