Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.

me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.

by tuckalow November 11, 2018

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009

Fur-poo

The true description of a cats supposed ‘fur-ball’.

Wow cat, thats one hell of a fur-poo you’ve just coughed up!

by Catit June 24, 2021

Precautionary poo

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc

Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!

by M_R_B May 9, 2009

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

by Moik May 13, 2005