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poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
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poke a troll

The act of replying to a troll on a particular social network.
Dick pulls a stunt by poking a troll on the youtube comment section and receives massive denials for his mother.

Lianna swears to speak nothing but nothing of the nothing true, looks like she's ready to poke a troll in the court.
by kennyOverseer February 21, 2017
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Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.
Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “
by Ab0minable May 18, 2025
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Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast
Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude
by rakattakc April 10, 2021
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I'm bout to poke on Shaq.
by Cap Peeler January 29, 2021
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crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011
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