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by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021
Get the Gerber life affordable grow up planmug. An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.
by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022
Get the The Dismemberment Planmug. The P word, the worst worst anyone can possibly say. the use of this word is absolutely forbidden especially on an action wednesday.
by egobby September 30, 2023
Get the Planmug. the p word, the worst word all of. the word can never be said as it is forbidden especially on action wednesdays.
by egobby September 30, 2023
Get the Planmug. An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
by Tenkun October 6, 2008
Get the Plan Slutmug. This is the greatest plan (plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)
by FugmaBALLZ October 3, 2022
Get the This is the greatest planmug. Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.
So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.
Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.
I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.
by Rural.Dictionary July 29, 2023
Get the Bottom's Backup-Planmug.