Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.

Jane, bless my phone please.

by Nova009 May 1, 2016

philmont

The largest youth camp in America. The most beautiful place in the world, located in Cimarron, New Mexico. It is known for its training facilities and extraordinary backpacking and cavalcade treks. They have special programs that allow young men and women the chance to hike the entire backcountry and learn new and valuble skills. The most extraordanary of these programs is Rayado, a three week backpacking trip.

Bill: How was your trek at Philmont.
Aaron: Are you joking me, it was amazing! I've never been any place that awesome!

by Amy Archer February 18, 2008

Phineas and Ferb

A cartoon on Disney channel that is kid friendly and very funnny. Somewat imature at times but overall a great show that will cause you to smile C:

Last time i was Babysitting I had on Disney, When the kid fell asleep i actually kept watching it because Phineas and Ferb was on

by Anonymas123 October 19, 2009

phangirl

phangirl is a definition for a girl obsessed with youtubers danisnotonfire/dan howell and amazingphil/phil lester

usually also ships them

phangirl 1: oh my god did you see dan and phil's new video yesterday?
phangirl 2: of course i did, did you notice the way dan stared at phil? they totally have something going on!
phangirl 1: oh my god YES!!

by twenty one phan July 16, 2015

Philophobiac

A Person Who Is Afraid To Fall In Love

I am a Philophobiac. I am afraid to fall in love.

by Teionna March 11, 2009

philip morant

a school that has become really shitty since mr holder joined. all the girls are either orange slags or very/kinda pretty. the boys are mostly clapped but some are mad fit. everyone thinks mr legg has madelaine mccann and the teachers are constantly going on about fucking skirts. WE KNOW THE LENGTH OF OUR SKIRT THATS WHY WE ROLLED IT TO THAT LENGTH. can the teachers jus accept that’s we’re not all basic bitches we do have a life and want to look however the fuck we want to look😂

look at that shit school, must be philip morant

by syminavillage March 3, 2020

new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.

"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"

by suddenvalley January 21, 2016