peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023

Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off

The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife

by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021

Broke my peanut

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.

"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."

by shittybex September 19, 2016

Peanut Butter Nutsack

A peanut butter nutsack is where your nutsack falls upon a floater in the toilet after a shit. Also a sex technique related to the Cleveland Steamer

I tried to be on time for work but I had a peanut butter nutsack this morning and had to shower again.

by Theoracleofmeme January 29, 2019

Peanut butter bracelet

The ring of shit left on ones wrist after fisting a dirty asshole.

Man, after my wild night with Xtopher I woke up with a thick ass peanut butter bracelet.

by Azleo84 September 13, 2020

peanut butter bucket

awesome, the best

That move was peanut butter bucket

These fries are peanut butter bucket

by stupidspam1 May 28, 2010