Parker

Big dick

Man 1: Did u see parkers dick bro?

Man 2: Yes it really big

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by Bigpenis_lover69 April 3, 2022

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?

parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.

by orcalover123 February 27, 2022

Ella parker

Ella Parker is a shy, loving person. She will always do what’s better for her Friends. Oh btw she has a handful of friends that surround her with positive energy and encouragement all day everyday. Ella Parker will usually have 2-3 especially close friends. Ella Parker has a creative nature and is very psychologically mature, she would make a great psychologist. If you know and Ella Parker you are the luckiest person, because Ella Parker is an awesome human, with respect of the highest levels and endless love to share.

I was so sad, but it’s okay I talked to Ella Parker and she listened to me. She is so nice.

by Ifyouknowwhoiamthen June 4, 2018

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012