Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Yard

100 dollars worth of crack cocaine.

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.

by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021

Yard Duty

Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers

The word Yard Duty don't need no sentence.

by UnLxckyy October 5, 2020

yard house boyz

prison gang originating in chicago. they mainly sold drugs in school zones and blew huge loads. they have room temperature IQs and love to play fortnite all day in their "hot stuff" pajamas you could catch these creatures roaming around the suburbs of chicago since they really aint bout that life. in prison they mainly got butt fucked and tossed around by the bbc of the prison. they love listening to duwap kaine and shitty 2010 hits. the food they mainly live off of is ramen and anything open on the doordash app past 11pm.

yo yard house boyz where u from? spits spew out mouth. suburbs . *continues sucking*

by YouChase August 13, 2023