Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 May 25, 2018
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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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Triple Nining

verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 07, 2013
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Hixty nine

Two people simultaneously performing a hickey to one another.
Come here baby and nuzzle in my neck, let’s hixty nine each other.
by cumsniffer lickmaballs April 01, 2019
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When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
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Forty-Nined

The art of outplaying someone. Named after one of the many Gods that people believe in.
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