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dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!
"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."
by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008
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Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.
Meet es at Tyne dock
by Alfdalf May 26, 2018
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ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.
He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.
by Bg71112 January 2, 2022
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Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.
I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.
by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025
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Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.
by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018
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Duke City Docking

When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity
by lilxdragon128 May 10, 2021
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Cock-dock

"Cock-dock" is the place a man docks his cock
Heterosexually when referring to a woman's vagina - "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is delicious"

Homosexually when referring to anal sex - "WOW! This fella's cock-dock is nice and tight"

and Hetersosexually when referring to anal sex "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is nice and tight"
by ma406712 August 19, 2017
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