toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

toilet talking

A form on communication in jail.

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.

by Handle Already In Use May 7, 2016

Toilet Chaser

The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.

That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.

by Scremin October 7, 2019

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020