Scene Teen

If your 14 year old daughter comes home from school with a razor comb and box Manic Panic red hair dye, flips you the bird with one hand while piercing her eyebrow with the other, reminds you that all the bands you listened to when you were her age are dead now and smiles like she personally killed them, starts ending all words with -eh (like "kitteh"), trashes all the computers in the house by downloading virus infested shareware programs so she can put some more Boys Like Girls on her ipod, starts dating a guy that's sporting his little sister's jeans and more makeup than Boy George, suddenly tells you she's "bi" and that every girl she knows is "bi" and is "totally stalking" her, starts mixing plaids and florals in ways that make you wonder if you're having an LSD flashback, flat irons her hair so straight that if you smacked her in the head, her hair would shatter like glass, tells you she's "so scene" and then tells you to "go f'ing look it up lolz cuz u so retartuhed" when you ask her what the hell is a "scene"...you've got yourself a Scene Teen.

Someone replaced my beautiful daugher with a cussing, smoking, flat ironing hair wearing, skinny jean buying, monster...she's a scene teen.

by URmommah March 16, 2011

fart scene

when you fart in class and a dumb ASS girl flips out and gets you in trouble

my ass: poot

girl: omg omg you farted its stinks omg

me: shut the fuck up

teacher: get out of my fucken class

me: why did you have to make fart scene

by oprahhitler March 07, 2009

Unbelievable Scenes

when something very crazy or surprising happens, used in a happy context

Johnny brought his own beer to the party this time instead of stealing mine !, Unbelievable Scenes !

Look at that nerd tearing up the dancefloor ! Unbelievable Scenes !

by funnybloke February 17, 2012

Anti-Scene

A agenda to make yourself not look retarted, to not become a sheep, and to not become a total fucking fagot.

"Thank God I'm Anti-Scene or else I'd be a fucking moron."

by Robert Wilsonvut June 19, 2008

scene fag

Anyone that is trendy, follows and sucks corporate dog cock.

Typical Scene fag convo:
Emo kid: Hay guys lets go to hot topic and buy linkunt park cds

Emo kid #2: Yeah! and then we can go cut ourselves and pretend our lives suck!

by Almirshok March 13, 2010

scene poser

Scene posers come to places like urban dictionary, google etc. and search scene just to see what scene people wear, do and act. They will then attempt to dress and act scene but infact be complete utter posers and fail miserably. Scene posers are very sad muchly like other posers. So dearest children if you are doing this to become scene go buy some originality cos' its so in right now (you see because I just said originality was in they're gonna go get some because they're such posers).

Britty(poser) (on the internet talking to friends and cruisin') - LIKE zOMGz RAWR niggaZ sup homies?!!?!?!?
Tash(normal) - Dude wtf happend to you...?
Britty- ZOMGZ i so LIKE totally visited www.urbandictionary.com to like BECOME so hardxcrorexscene CAUSE imma so better den you!!!!!
Tash- *cough* scene poser*cough* Dude haven't you heard of originality?
Britty - SHUTUP IM going to cry :'( cause i just got this wikid hair cut and all, -sobs- my LIFE SUCKS im so emo!
Tash- pffft get a life looser -blocks-

by Jazhmeen December 06, 2006

bedroom scene

Any sight that's out in the open that has two people (maybe more) in the act of heavy kissing, being nude and/or having sexual play or sexual intercourse. This can be also called a bedroom act.

It's called a BEDROOM SCENE cause it's business you suppost to keep in the bedroom, period.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 19, 2008