When your railing a girl from behind, grab her hair and wrap it around with one hand, like your wiring a blue marlin.
The Wire Man
by Alfonzo IV January 08, 2010
A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023
A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.
by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020
It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.
by PP_puncherman March 02, 2020
by Evanzap May 31, 2019
by smackdabobby September 21, 2020
When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.
by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020