tyler's mom

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute

Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night

by Rob The Goat Lover 3222 February 15, 2018

ipad mom

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.

that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..

by bitter teenager February 15, 2021

Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 12, 2021

Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla

I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone

by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020

trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car

Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom

by Tpeezy November 13, 2013

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

soccer mom

Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.

credit: soccer moms

by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013