Wolf Mama

It's a mom who is a fearless brave leader ,rules the house hold what she says goes and the husband cowards down and does everything he is told an she basically has the balls of the family and when is comes down to her kid she will do what ever she has to to defend and protect her baby and anyone who harms her kids will be ripped. Apart

Man1: Hey u want to came with us to the bar to night

Man 2: I Can't Hunter will kill me she hates bars

Man:1 oh yeah that's right u married a Wolf Mama

by Howling wolf July 28, 2016

mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009

pulled a mama

to tell a lame joke as a mother would. usually including a stupid pun.

"i dont need to watch passion of the christ, i've read the book."

" dude you totally pulled a mama!!"

by hahamama! December 20, 2009

Dali Mama

Dali Mama is sarcastic name to call your mom when she acts like she sacrifices EVERYTHING just for you, you ungrateful child!

When Brad didn't finish all his green beans, his mother went into her all-too-rehearsed speech of her many sacrifices for him. Brad finally yells back, "what are you, the Dali Mama or something? no one else sacrifices for their kids!"

by nanasaurus January 13, 2019

mama wolfie

the best mom
he is the best mom because they are nice and funny

mama wolfie your the best

by invisible lock May 19, 2020

Mama Crush

A crush on a younger boy that carries with it a maternal instinct

She has such a mama crush on that boy, she always brings him cookies and checks his homework!

by skichick February 17, 2009

facebook mama

A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.

Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!

Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."

by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013