I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.

♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫

by Telephony September 4, 2015

Detroit oil change

When your side girl is a squirter and you bottle up her sweet pussy juice to take home as a bottle of lube to use on your wife on the same night.

My wife is running a little rough lately. I'm gonna try giving her a Detroit oil change tonight to keep her running smooth.

by Yeticus May 30, 2018

tina cohen chang

Tina Cohen Chang is a fictional character played by Jenna Ushkowitz on the Fox show Glee. She is a kick ass Asian who is young to make a huge difference in the world.

Tina Cohen Chang is my role model! She is so amazing.

by Lover414 June 6, 2020

change da world

His final message.

"Change da world, my final message. Goodbye."

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodComrade August 10, 2020

picking up change

when someone is 'hardcore dancing', between all the windmills and spin kicks, another move is usually done which involves touching the ground with each hand in an alternating pattern. similar to the 'floor punch'. if you were to go to a Terror or a Norma Jean gig, you would see many 'scene kids' doing this.

at a hardcore gig.....
random hardcore kid #1: look at all those kids picking up change.
random hardcore kid #2: yeah, losers. lets stand here with our arms crossed and nod our heads some more, 'cos we're hardcore.

by random hardcore kid #3 January 26, 2008

mexican oil change

A fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. Out with the bad, in with the jizz.

Things started off a bit messy, so I gave her a mexican oil change.

by Nozzletip September 28, 2007

premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

by Mchl January 4, 2007