social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

social inertia

An expression used to describe the behavior of groups of individuals wherein, the larger the group, the harder it is to begin doing a task.

The social inertia of this committee has gotten a lot worse since adding an extra four members.

by Backdoor Banana November 12, 2014

social theocracy

An informal system of government whereby mob rule reigns, with the most charismatic members of the mob rising to rulers. Tribal and gang-like in their nature, incentives to conform include ostracizing, bullying and peer pressure among others.

Melissa was the high-priestess of her clique, managing it like comedic improv, imposing it's cardinal rule: never divert the flow of your partners; always go with the flow. In this way her clique's social theocracy embraced the cult of charismatic conformity.

by wcl December 3, 2013

Socialing media

When someone either
A.) continues a comment conversation in person that started on Ig, Fb, twitter etc.
B.)compliments someone in person based off of something they posted online
C.) commenting on a social media post in person
D.) points our how many likes they got or how many they didn't on a post

Basically, just breaking the barrier between social media and social interaction.

You know what this is. Everybody has at least one friend who does it. Ex. Of Socialing media"Why did you tweet that??"
Or "Wait, I got so many likes on this picture. I'm so proud of myself."

by Chicken Noodle Soup December 22, 2013

social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.

She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.

by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015

Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 18, 2015

social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.

I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.

by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016