Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

social mediac

A person who is addicted or obsessed to social media.

Once I introduced my mother to face book she became a social mediac.

by Sharkynm January 15, 2018

social rhinoceros

Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.

Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.

That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.

by Barbatus June 23, 2009

social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis February 09, 2018

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 19, 2021

social inertia

An expression used to describe the behavior of groups of individuals wherein, the larger the group, the harder it is to begin doing a task.

The social inertia of this committee has gotten a lot worse since adding an extra four members.

by Backdoor Banana November 13, 2014

social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.

Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'

by sbjumper June 11, 2009