Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube (do NOT search it up), with Danny Gonzalez as our leader. If your aren’t subscribed with notifications on for him, you are Craig. No one likes Craig. He can rot in hell.

Person one: Hey are you Greg?
Person two: oh hell yeah, of course. who wouldn’t?

by augustlikestodraw February 21, 2022

greg helpme

a almost bald guy with imposter items in his beeg shoes. He also is stinke and always farts. Greg Helpme is obviously the imposter and is too powerful. He is also secretly depressed and a wimpy kid (a front for his EVIL plot). He is also secretly is a scary pink man from octopus contest.

Greg Helpme is sus and scary impasta

by susy man and dhar man but sus February 23, 2022

Greg

The opposite of a Stan; a person who is mildly interested in a piece of media, and will occasionally participate in the fandom.

"Darth Maul? Who's that? I'm a bit of a Greg with Star Wars, sorry..

by Snek147 February 24, 2022

Greg Dyer

He's a big nonce

Greg Dyer is a big nonce... your mum

by anonymous February 24, 2022

Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army in YouTube and will always be. If you were looking up "Greg" for a name idea and what it meant, I'm glad I could help.

"Who is the fasted growing army on YouTube?"
"That's easy, Greg is!"

by Ear worm May 17, 2021

greg

A married incel

"Damn he's such a cunt to women. Can't believe he's married. He must be some greg."

by Mr. Jason Y May 28, 2021