easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 01, 2021

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

is this easy mode?

A thing that the overwatch character d.va says, has become a meme

Quadruple kill, Is this easy mode?

by Lemmyslemmo March 17, 2017

Darn easy

Used to refer to a very strong but tren abused guy who won an arm wrestle.

"RAJJHHHHHHH Darn easy" as he wins the arm wrestle and maybe nuts a little

by Frost black ice April 22, 2024

Easy to draw

At term Weird looking, big backed, or str8 up UGLY

Boy you look easy to draw!

by Paxso-Africano July 21, 2024

Easy bug boy

Quote that Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) tells Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) in The Amazing Spiderman.

"Easy bug boy"
"What'd you call me?

by wellerman3000 May 09, 2022

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022