Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.

Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.

by Matt Lance March 31, 2008

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

funk in the dumpster

What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.

Something smells. You feeling ok?

Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.

by m&r2015 January 21, 2016

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 16, 2023

G Funk

N./ substitute for bro, bruh, homie, etc.
Term of endearment

Yo, what’s up G Funk?!

by Superzane April 29, 2021